"... overstuffed and unsatisfied."
- Sam Adams, Slate Magazine
AVENGERS INFINITY WAR FILM REVIEW by Pierre Maertin
The easiest one liner to take away from The Avengers Infinity War pre-premiere buzz, with all of the talk about the sucker punch ending for the first installment and with so many of our superheroes left dangling or worse, for dead, in the intentionally crafted epic cliffhanger, will be this: In a cosmic war scheme or as Marvel might have summarized it “infinite war in an infinite universe” will there be any super heroes left to fight the good battle or is it all just a fantasy?
he punchline won’t be lost on Asian audiences as Hollywood has increasingly targeted this particular market since the New Millennium with mega sized action movies designed to satisfy appetites built around Godzilla, Power Rangers and other Far East anime and manga-based mythologies – the equivalent of comic books in the West.
Avengers Infinity War is set to open the summer as the first super-sized actioner, possibly the only movie this year that has the kind of sweep and popularity that will make Han Solo and Aquaman pale by comparison. Disney had planned to take away the summer with a one-two punch of supremely popular sci-fi movies but if all the press buzz is any indicator, the year will belong to The Avengers just as it did in 2012 when the first movie premiered with our team of heroes, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, rounded by a human-looking alien entity from another realm of existence, Thor god of Thunder, all of which are headed by Nick Fury and SHIELD complement of agents.
he Avengers have been put in interesting corners of tortured plot twists, in two previous sequels and cross-over arcs that spilled in the recently very successful Captain America Civil War that saw the introduction of new characters already legend in the Marvel comic books universe, from the new Spider-Man getting his trainer wheels on and all tongue-tied upon meeting the Avengers, to Black Panther whose solo movie just premiered to international success that can only be described as “Star Wars-ian” in scope.
Most moviegoers already suspect these movies pack political punch and social propaganda payouts that are stirred up by social media action preceding the film’s premiere and benefitting from the two decades old publicly-flouted marriage of the news and entertainment industry. There are tons of articles touting the fact that news (hardcore news and not celebrity gossip treats) in the West, as compared to Soviet-era and BBC government-owned infrastructure, was already built for entertainment and sensationalism from the day it was born on the American continent – with black and white newsreel talkies from the War Department that brought moviegoers up to speed on the war front before the actual movie played in the theater.
The synchronization between political agendas and popular entertainment is closer than ever, almost seamless as there is less effort to produce and maintain the artificial China Wall illusion that used to separate the two industry sectors.
In this installment of The Avengers, our heroes having suffered a serious rift between Captain America’s leadership style and Iron Man’s penchant for pragmatic protection that comically results in greater exposure and disasters for all involved - that mirrored the highly entertaining rift that separates the democratic and republican factions across the national divide and on prominent display ever since the Al Gore/Joe Lieberman 2000 Presidential Election defeat by way of suspect “chad” counts at the ballot box that has since divided the nation - have to rapidly close their ranks.
"... overstuffed and unsatisfied."
- Sam Adams, Slate Magazine
Comments
Star Lord and Iron Man - Big Time Fun on the screen
Mickey Mouse - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 06:47Cant wait to see what the dialogue is gonna be like between Starlord and Iron Man. Tony Star has a huge ego and doesnt take criticism well and Peter Quill is used to running the show with Guardians and their team has the upper hand on all things Thanos. This is gonna be so much funnnn!
Tony Stark's Plan Will Suck
Georgia Bence - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 06:59That's how come there is Infinity War Part II - after everyone's ass is beaten in Part I and they regroup for a second beating. Peter Quill telling off Stark? That's the moment Tony finally meets someone as arrogant as he is LOL
The smallest one will kick the shit out of Thanos
Amy-Lee Angel - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 07:04the most underrated superhero, Ant-Man will grow into a super giant while Cap is wrestling his fist and super giant Ant-Man will crush Thanos a mile below ground with his boot. That should be the game play and end of story. Marvel cancels sequel to Infinity War and The Avengers get a new villain to fight in a couple of years.
How the tiniest Avenger beats Thanos?
Carmen3715 - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 07:07I dont know I kinda like Amy-Lee's plan for Ant-Man, sounds like a fun wrap up for Infinity War.
The Hulk Knocks Thanos into Tomorrow
NY Bartender - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 07:13I think you and all the fans who viewed the trailers are forgetting The Hulk's mega powers. Captain is giving Thanos a broken finger, while the Hulk grabs his legs and pins him down, Ant-Man goes super giant mode and breaks every bone in his body with one stomp on his spine.
Josh Brolin is a DC character
Jack Gugkle - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 07:17Thanos will go down in five minutes after he starts fighting our heroes? You are forgetting Thanos is Josh Brolin and he is from DC Comics' world and those guys dont fight fair. You think it's gonna be a fair fight? No way how come the studio announced four hours of movie time for Inifnity War? Yeah it's gonna be dirty and tricky dicky all the way!
Josh Brolin as Jonah HEX????
rocket_boost2001 - Sat, 04/14/2018 - 07:21Yeah I loved that movie!!! He was pretty good in that one!
Marvel is buying out DC Comics from Warner Brothers
Max Elliott - Mon, 04/16/2018 - 19:44I think after Marvel's Phase II is done and they tally the box office, Marvel is buying DC Comics and the Justice League franchise from Warner Brothers. That'll make for great movies with Thor, Superman, Iron Man, Captain America and The Flash teaming up with Spidey, Doc Strange. It will give Marvel a lot of surplus superheroes and villains to kill off in the next set of movies, making fans go wild and giving the franchise the biggest box office possible. Sounds crrrrrrrrazy to me!!!!!!!!
Infinity War a template for future superhero movies
hennessey - Wed, 04/25/2018 - 15:18Predestined for box office bonanza and a green light for more mega superhero team ups. The buzz is already hitting the roof and probably a testament to the mountains of advertising dollars in motion before premiere weekend.
INFINITY WAR RULES!!!!!!
Dylan DMC - Sat, 04/28/2018 - 01:07Loved it was grrrrreat the team ups paid off handsomely!!!!
The Guardians Made Infinity War Come Alive
Justine Webster - Sat, 04/28/2018 - 01:11The Guardians of the Galaxy running into The Avengers slayed for me, Zoe Saldana's aka Gamora's storyline was super hot.
Avengers Takes EXTREMELY negative tack with a movie for kids
Isabella Rodriguez - Sat, 04/28/2018 - 05:13The Avengers is supposedly geared to grown ups but its under the Disney imprint and caters to families including kids, this movie was negative, and presented very ugly logic and motivations to extremely young kids - not good Disney - even grown-ups felt it was oppressive and offered very little in terms of upbeat optimism. Disney has to make up its mind either the movie franchise is for grown ups or it is younger adults and kids. This super broad span will hurt your brand and families will leave these movies .... just to SEND A MESSAGE!
Asian Americans Love the Bountiful Bruce Lee Action
Bryan Nguyen - Sat, 04/28/2018 - 11:40Too much Japanese style melodrama and plenty of gaps in the storyline. Love to read reviews from "professional critics" that arent cajoling Disney's and Marvel's egos. Marvel's successes reinforce the American image of know-it-all, can-do-it-all and the so-called inclusion of other ethnicities is thin wallpaper to cover up shortcomings in industry and criticism abroad of the failure of American diplomacy. The movie franchise is strongest in domestic box office bolstering "yahoo" and gung-ho dominance. News reports can be skewed or outright misreported to butter up the trillion dollar franchise. We have seen many stories whereby "respected" national press outlets fabricate facts. Marvel forgets to wave the American flag in the closing credits of each installment! Come on Disney, put an American flag fluttering in the wind at the end of each of these movies and it should be compulsary to stand up and salute the national anthem for all viewers at home and abroad?!
FLOOD CONTROL Issue at Theater Screening Avengers Infinity War
Frozz2077 - Sat, 04/28/2018 - 12:40Called everyone to go see the movie and get a group discount, but they said they each wanted to go alone to a different theater, they wanted to cry without being seen getting emotional and all broken up over the Avengers Infinity War - crap such sentimentality from America in this day and age of Ready Player One and brutal action first shooter VR games? The theater manager called 911 for help with the flood of water damage from the emotional typhoon sweeping through the weekend's National Superhero Day outpouring.
SPOILERS ARE FLOWING LIKE MUD AROUND HERE!!!!!
Magnificent Magneto - Mon, 04/30/2018 - 14:38Everywhere I look both editorial columnists and viewers are posting Avengers Infinity War spoilers with a vengeance, plot details, who died and who did what, entire scenes from the movie. Some preface the piece with a warning "Spoilers Alert" yet so many have spoilers inside their article and there is very little in terms of a warning before the reader gets slapped with a plot detail that ruins the pleasure of seeing the film.
I dont see much spoilers at your magazine or blog site and surprisingly almost none of your viewers are posting spoilers or very little revealing information.
Are you censoring some posts?
Moderators control spoilers and comments
Clarissa_Soto 23 - Sun, 04/29/2018 - 00:47They have moderators for the blog section that actively snip out spoilers. I tried posting before interesting spoilers on Star Wars The Last Jedi and my posts were deleted. I think I read somewhere ine one of their review it's a policy of theirs. Too bad, everyone else not only allow spoilers they write entire review pieces brimming with them.
Almost all of the big names put out spoilers
ESA Cadet - Sun, 04/29/2018 - 00:53Buzz Feed, Screen Rant, The Daily Beast, The Hollywood Reporter, Forbes and many more, big names in print almost immediately after a premiere start churning out spoilers in their pieces, in their reviews, in their op-eds and the viewers go bananas and dribble spoilers all over the net.
Depressing and ruins it for those waiting beyond opening weekend
Robert.Z-1991 - Sun, 04/29/2018 - 01:04I dont like to see a movie on premiere weekend it's usually a mad house and everyone is going bonkers standing in line or trying to get a seat and the theater is noisy, some fellow moviegoers decide on displaying their excellent habits of talking during critical scenes, going to the bathroom or a snack cutting the field of vision for those directly behind them. Premiere weekend, ahhh what a great way to enjoy a new movie. And if you wait for the following weekend by then spoilers have climbed from sea level into the stratosphere. I think movie studios are ASKING publishers to push with spoilers even though publicily they claim they dont want spoilers leaked. It forces interested moviegoers to avoid waiting too long and it makes the box office receipts huge during opening weekend advertising to lukewarm viewers that the movie is a MUST SEE! I think it's an industry tactic to drive more viewers faster to the theater!
Excellent Remark on Spoilers
Quinn Huang - Sun, 04/29/2018 - 01:07That's an excellent point you made, wonder why I didnt think of that!
Spoilers Comment on the Dot
belinda_neb - Sun, 04/29/2018 - 01:11@Robert.Z-1991 Excellent comment, I think you nailed it Robert.
Spoilers Conspiracy Theory - Publishers Wanted
Jack Fowler - Sun, 04/29/2018 - 01:34@ Robert.Z-1991 I think you might be a touch paranoid and are extrapolating a little too much. But it would make for an excellent conspiracy theory, bravo now we need newspapers and magazines to run away with this idea. Way to go Robert!!!!!!
The Guardians and The Avengers
Charlie and Co. - Mon, 04/30/2018 - 12:08Loved that part in the movie and one of the highlights of Infinity War, top notch review as ever.
Chris Hemsworth is getting divorced from Elsa Pataky
Moon Capsule - Mon, 04/30/2018 - 12:19Chris and Elsa are splitting up and I dont want to promulgate some ugly rumors for a few Neilsen and Q ratings points. It's the glassy eye afterglow from Infinity War now that Thor has effectively joined Odin, I am just not sure how Ragnarok's prophecy will be fulfilled, we were on such a merry groove when the Asguardians decided to settle on our planet and would have both survived as Nordic myth amongst humans and shored up their culture.
I am just loafing and reading your viewers reactions
Cute-Kimmy-176 - Mon, 04/30/2018 - 12:26BTW Thank you so much for the reviews you have published, I started paying really close attention with your Tomb Raider piece and now after going through your Infinity War review, I just love loitering and reading the reactions posted by your fans. This site has my kind of puddin'.
West Coast Midnight Run is amazing
tvelastic_man23 - Mon, 04/30/2018 - 14:33I am constantly amazed by little hidden gems that are nowhere on the radar of the big social media podiums. Your channel and publication are amazing. Thank you and you wrote up a lovely critique of Infinity War.
Unfair Advantage over Big Boys
Bolog - Tue, 05/01/2018 - 16:55Your reviewers have the edge over bona fide film critics, it's really unfair.
You always take apart the movie with the precision of a laser cutter, does your staff have scientists onboard? I can imagine one or two Spock dudes flow charting each movie's core arguments before your columnists churn out the essay or an opinion piece.
Infinity War Super Hyped Inferior to Captain America Civil War
Joker and The Gang - Wed, 05/02/2018 - 12:23I dont know about other fellow moviegoers but my feelings were that Captain America Civil War was a superior story and superhero drama than Infinity War.
Mega Mega Fun with Infinity War
Jody.Anderson535631 - Wed, 05/02/2018 - 12:34My daughter was so upset and on the verge of crying so we kept talking about how Supernan returns in Justice League. I loved the realism of this installment, our heroes' back is pinned to the wall, awesome cliffhanger.
Sharp Comments in your Infinity War review
Vicky_Daravigka871 - Sun, 05/06/2018 - 15:02I was surprised, read one review from The Atlantic and the other is from Rolling Stone but your review was had some sharp observations. Havent seen the movie yet, but I am planning on taking my kids and have they been clamoring for this one.
Peter Parker in Infinity War
Garett Hoffler - Sun, 05/06/2018 - 15:07The director really made him into a focal point for the Avengers and that moment on Titan gave me lumps in my throat, good going Tom.
Infinity War was definitely better than Justice League but your reviewer pointed out some serious points in this movie and I am hoping they will retcon some of these issues in Infinity War's sequel. This is NOT the first time Marvel has screwed things up, Captain America Civil War or Spider-Man Homecoming had a HUGE timeline inconsistency when you look at the events in the previous movies, I dont remember which. But the points you noted were a little more serious that a timeline goof. I really loved the comparison you made with the Flash and Superman, that was incredible. DC Comics should really pay attention to your comments, they look silly when they keep using the "The Flash is The Fastest Man Alive" motto.
Thor's Odyssey Criticism was Reviewer's Best
Delon_beatz - Sun, 05/06/2018 - 17:03The Flash and Superman thing was an eye opener, loved it but the reviewer unravels the threads of Thor's Odyssey in Infinity War and that was a top notch effort, possibly your best review thus far, a little long winded but you cover a lot of points and some of them are delightful. To think the Marvel writers are this careless puts me in stitches. I dont know what to say but your reviewer is busting some serious balls.
Surprisingly Massive Avengers Interrupted
Akron Technologies - Sun, 05/06/2018 - 20:55This is probably the most jarring superhero movie ever. Where have we ever done a movie with such a cliffhanger and all is hanging out for resolution in A MOVIE sequel a year from now?!!!! Empire Strikes Back was self contained. Godfather I and II were self contained. NO movie I know of has this kind of cliffhanger, this is the stuff of soap opera TV episodes and TV season cliffhangers none that I know of has this kind of massive loose ends hanging, it's really amazing moviegoers are gobbling it up. Good for Marvel but generally not a good formula for cinema.
Really good Avengers movie
MrDaakman - Thu, 05/10/2018 - 22:13Impossibly good, engrossing and enjoyable despite the non-traditional Hollywood ending, saw it twice, the first time I missed a good piece and on the second go around I was able to focus better and found the movie absolutely great! Waiting on the finale in theaters a year from now. That's the only downer here!
Baaaad Bad review of the Avengers Infinity War sequel
Jake_Smith6493 - Fri, 05/11/2018 - 19:23Your review was totally baaaaad, the War Machine issue you pointed out plus the problem with Thor and the Hulk, Wakanda, Titan and then the dwarf, you guys topped your previous review and I thought you were winding things down. Cant recommend it enough for readers that jump to the Rotten Tomatoes Boards and scoop reviews from NYT to the Los Angeles Times, heheeehee, those guys like to parcel their editorials in a series of pieces spread over a few months - sequelitis is not just a movies affliction anymore.
What a trip Infinity War
Jupiter2011_Int... - Mon, 05/14/2018 - 21:17I was dreaming of Fascaping to the Outer Belts' Belters and circling Ceres with the OPA but Avengers Infinity War took me on a cool ride to desolate Titan, oh wow definitely a recommend!
Great review and this bit of mine on Thanos
FuzzyFurry871 - Sat, 05/19/2018 - 01:54Enjoyed Josh Brolin as Cable in new Deadpool far more than his role as Thanos in Avengers Infinity War, at least he was a little more down to earth, even though the entire Deadpool 2 setup was insanely stupid but that's what Deadpool movies and fans want and get.
No Oscar for Avengers Infinity War
Charlie and Co. - Sun, 02/24/2019 - 21:11so efffing disappointed Avengers IW didnt get the Oscar for visual effects.